The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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