I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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