Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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