I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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