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Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
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