it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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