i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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