if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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