at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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