Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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