I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Your cock deserves a montage
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Randomize
