Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Well I just put wine in my tea
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