Do you still have your period?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
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It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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