If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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