My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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