Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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