Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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