i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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