D3 body, D1 cock
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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