Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
farters have to be the big spoon...
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
the day after is always just damage control
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
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