Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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