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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?

(305): View more from Florida

Its worth a shot.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.

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(970): View more from Colorado

let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot

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(+31): View more from The Netherlands

I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.

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(573): View more from Missouri

Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again

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(613): View more from Ontario

Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down

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(219): View more from Indiana

I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.

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(224): View more from Illinois

Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.

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