I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
As shirtless as possible
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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