I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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