The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize