My brain says no but my pants say off.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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