but the lizard people decide everything anyway
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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