No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
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