Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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