You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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