i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
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