I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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