We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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