You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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