I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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