she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
