after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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