i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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