i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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