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ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
She bit a glass in half.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
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