just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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