Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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