Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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