that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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