WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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