too bad you live with your parents still
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
You need Xanax blowdarts
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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