Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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