so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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