sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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