I looked at my own cervix.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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