i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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