People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
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After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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