Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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