at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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