Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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