Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
My first STD was from a foam party
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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