would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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